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SURVIVAL OF THE FAKEST

So these two white trash porn stars are in the corner of the cafe I’m in and some fat Asian dude is buying them lunch, actually he already bought them lunch, and these...
by Greg Cayea
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Ex-Girlfriend

Aright so I’m goin to the Bourgeois Pig in a minute to meet my ex-girlfriend and even tho it was like eight years ago that we dated it still is nevertheless my...
by Greg Cayea
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Jailbait Gypsy

So I go to the bourgeois pig, that’s my spot, to write my book, or edit it, rather, for the fifth time so that I can finally fucking finish this shit that I’ve...
by Greg Cayea
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Tinder, Part II

Okay… So remember that Asian chick I was talkin about?  In Tinder Part I?  The girl that showed up to my apartment looking way better than her pics lookin slutty as hell...
by Greg Cayea
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Malibu Barbie

I’m here on the beach. There’s some chick. She’s lying down on her blanket with her black LA dodgers hat, with a black thong bikini bottom and no top and...
by Greg Cayea
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Tinder

Look I’m on Tinder. It’s a good pastime. I have striking conversations every now and then. I’ve only ever went out with one chick from it- wait. Two. I lied....
by Greg Cayea