WELCOME TO LOCKED UP

I kept getting locked up.  But not for too long… wait.  What am I saying?  I spent two years locked up in Georgia.  Anyway- I’ve been to like a million small jails in a billion tiny towns and I’m probably the only drug dealer that NEVER went to jail for dealing drugs BUT DID go to jail for speeding.  Yeah… this is all in my book, but here… Indulge yourself for a moment and live in my life.  I’m willing to bet you can relate somewhere along the lines in these stories.

Blood Everywhere

At 7:30AM I was a bloody fuckin mess. Started out such a good day too. Woke up still tan from Mexico. Still buzzing from good sex. Ready to jack that weight back from all the tacos and shit we’d eaten the week in Tulum. Kept my pajamas on as I went to the guest room...

How to Land Your Dream Travel Writing Job

How to Land Your Dream Travel Writing Job

My Secret Method for Getting Travel Writing JObs... Estimated reading time: 14 minutes Ready to learn some shit? WHAT IS TRAVEL WRITING AND HOW DO I MAKE MONEY DOING IT? Here’s how to become a travel writer… but first, ready for myth dispelling? Travel writing doesn’t...

How to Write Memoir

How to Write Memoir

How to Start a memoir Estimated reading time: 7 minutes Writing a memoir is like jerking off your thoughts. It’s so fuckin relaxing to let out all those sentences thatta been bangin into each other inside your head and clanging against your memory...

Definitely Be a Jack of All Trades

Estimated reading time: 6 minutes Here’s Why You Should Definitely be a jack of all trades. There’s no time to do shit you hate.  That’s why listening to your curiosity is so important. It’s a way to always keep the fire burning. If you’re in a hole, curiosity is your best shovel. Whatever you’re curious […]

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How to Get Your Shit Together

Estimated reading time: 8 minutes Ready? I got some shit to dish out. Eat it if it tastes good. Spew it out if it makes you gag. I have an idea for how to get your shit together. Well I’ll just tell you how I got my shit together first cause in reality I don’t know...

What is Crypto?

What is Crypto?

Estimated reading time: 7 minutes If you have no idea what crypto is, I made this for you. What is Crypto? A blithering moron’s guide to crypto... Look, I’m no cryptographer, MIT professor, or expert on technology. I know nothing. But after reading ten million...

You’re Not So Great At Anything, But That’s Okay.

Know what you’re GREAT AT? Probably nothing. Good news is it doesn’t matter. Other good news is when you do shit you enjoy, you’re prob not terrible at it. Nobody enjoys shit they suck at. And if you stop liking whatever you’re doing, it’s a wrap. And that’s that.   Your talent may not exist. Talent […]

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