WELCOME TO STORIES ABOUT ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES
OKAY LOOK, I’M INNOCENT. Oh shit. Sorry, auto-correct. What I meant to say is that none of this is really true. Except it is. Except it isn’t. I’m not actually sure of my constitutional rights here so I’ll just play dumb. Let’s just say, for the sake of nothing, that these stories might be true. They’re covered in more detail in my book, but if you haven’t yet read it, till then, enjoy the short stories that aren’t really true but are but aren’t but what? huh?
The Art Of The Overnight Deal
My flight takes off in one hour. I get in a cab in Brooklyn, sit in remarkable traffic, get to the a
The Sheriff Robbed Me In Oklahoma
Was I speeding officer? Yeah well you were doin a bit over the limit. But I wasn't. I know for
The ATM Is 50 Miles Away & The Judge Is The D.A.'s Brother.
I cross the Oklahoma border into Colorado doing 135 mph. Out of nowhere, a tiny town called Camp
One Day In The Life Of A Drug Dealer (well, pot)
One Day In The Life of A Drug Dealer (well, pot) At 9am I’m writing a screenplay about this girl