WELCOME TO STORIES ABOUT FUNNY SHIT
Yo I dunno how else to say this to you, but this is some pretty funny shit. Most of these stories are at my expense, some are from my book… but I’d gently caress you elsewhere if you don’t have a sense of humor about this twisted life existence.
One Day In The Life of Not Being Famous On Social Media
One Day In The Life of Not Being Famous On Social Media Instanotfame I was on my way to my homegir
Bumble Date Story: Wait... Should I Take The Mussels?
Bumble Date Story #1 Number One: Wait... Should I Take The Mussels? So this chick I met on Bumbl
DAY 1: Heather Gets Pulled Over
We haven't even left yet and heather got pulled over and lost two points on her license and got a $3
You Know When You're Embarrassed To Be Reading The Book You'
You know when you're embarrassed to be reading the book you're reading so everywhere you go you try
SURVIVAL OF THE FAKEST
So these two white trash porn stars are in the corner of the cafe I'm in and some fat Asian dude is
Today I Was Bored So
So I just photoshopped my latest parking ticket and rearranged some of the letters and numbers to ma