WELCOME TO STORIES FROM MY DIARY
Ever overshare about an ex-girlfriend and then realize that she is gonna read the post you just wrote and know it’s her but now it’s too late to delete it cause you just posted it on Facebook and never thought she’d actually be following your blog close enough to click on that link that says “Ex-Girlfriend” cause you’re not even really friends but then you realize you’re a fuckin idiot and of course she read it and then she comments on it and calls herself out and you feel all weird an shit for a day? Well… that’s why I call this section my ‘diary’. This is the only section that is NOT in my book, so enjoy my personal life.
Bumble Date Story: Wait... Should I Take The Mussels?
Bumble Date Story #1 Number One: Wait... Should I Take The Mussels? So this chick I met on Bumbl
Mortician By Day, Stripper By Night
It was snowing. A lot. I was in Wyoming edging my way into South Dakota. We were heading for Deadwoo
The Boiler Room
So I walk into the office to begin my nine-hour day telemarketing for a commodities brokerage firm i
Okay here's a fun story about a threesome. I was 25, she was 18. It was the SKIT SKAT Awards S
Aright so I'm goin to the Bourgeois Pig in a minute to meet my ex-girlfriend and even tho it was lik
So I go to the bourgeois pig, that's my spot, to write my book, or edit it, rather, for the fifth ti
I Just REALLY Wanna Go Down On You
So I'm at some really posh pool party at a joint called Skybar at the Mondrian hotel in West Hollywo
Karma's A Bitch
He was wearing three hoodies and two pairs of pants with his hood over his face holding a shopping b