filthy.
Aug
19
2010
Best Coast
I lost my job, I miss my mom, I wish my cat could talk
First Unitarian Church in Philly September 7th
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When I’m With You
Aug
19
2010
moe. does Relix
5 guys named moe.
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How did moe. get their name? Glad you asked. This 1943 Louis Jordan song.
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Aug
10
2010
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. – Nothing But Our Love
main course... dessert.
This is an intoxicating melody from a band with a killer name, sure beats their first choice, Jeff Gordon’s Liver Wurst Sandwhich . You’ll find your self slowly bobbing your head/ tapping your foot and singing this jamm long after it is over. One of those songs that you listen to in the morning, half awake, getting ready for work, think about all day at your job while the boss grinds you, then stumble back in your front door at 5:30 and blast it on the stereo (on repeat) while downing a Coors Original (the banquet beer) and laying sprawled face up on your carpet. Is that today’s plan? Yes.
Nothing.
But.
Our Love.
(I did not see that ending coming, ha.)
Aug
06
2010
JAIL – THE STROLLER
Featuring aliens and a beach party. How can you not watch and listen?
Since 2002, the Milwaukee band has been playing skewed, brainy garage-pop with the agreeable jangle of ’60s pop and the nervy twitch of early-’80s post-punk. Now they are signed to Sub Pop. Holla.
Jul
30
2010
Felice Brothers Fall Tour 2010 To Hit Philly/NYC
Well I Diiiiiiiiiied In....Suburban Station
Take a little road trip with the Brothers Felice and watch them get pulled over and arrested by the po po.
Johnny Brendas Saturday October 23rd.
Yes, it is a Saturday.The best day of the week in the best month of the year. Halloween will be around the corner. Fishtown. Shark week. Tweet tweet, all the little Jay Birds. Woodchuck Cider at J.B’’s, enjoyin all 3 floors of accommodation. Shows seen at Johnnys include, Foals and Handsome Furs and one time I bought the drummer of Dead Meadow a brew and he led my crew to his show at the M-Room (near by) and guest listed us and beered our brains and we rocked face to the west coast face rocking of Dead Meadow. The drummer informed us he was getting married soon and that he met his wife by emailing the bands Myspace friends and meeting girls in different cities that they were playing in. He had a whacked stache and was a bit eccentric but none the less rocked face. Though the show was free we lost track of time and missed the last train out of the city and slept on benches and took one expensive cab ride back to society. So in conclusion, by the power invested in me and by the honorable Judge Philip Banks of Bel Aire I here by say go see the Felice Brothers in the city of brotherly love or any other region they are performing in. Amen. Amex. Cha Ching.
Jul
14
2010
I Think My Gums Gone Crazy
I been out of the gum chewing business for the better part of the past 5 years. Well a recent hill billy makeover has prompted me to buy my first pack of gum in some time. Ok, first off are these packs for real? Its like a Gucci wallet trying to open these things. They fold out in 19 directions with tabs and pouches falling all over the place. You have to unwrap and explore your way to the center of the gum universe like neil fucking armstrong to just grab a piece of the juicy goodness. What happened to straight up juicy fruit? Really we are so evolved we have evolved our gum.
These tats worked like K-Fed.
I finally get a piece out feeling like I have unearthed a hidden gem from a ravenous jungle mob only to discover that 1 flavor isnt good enough for gum these days. As im chewing I taste the strawberry that this package had advertised my eyes with. I guess I did not look close enough cause, I shit you not, the package reads straw-citrus-minty berry-a-roma. Seriously? A-Roma? what is this a 1990’s super soaker I just opened. As if the novel that is the flavor was not enough, they have now inserted “flavor crystalites”. I am sure these are the healthiest food to consume right behind bacon marinated in spray deodorant. All I want to do is chew some fucking gum, thats all I want. I need to find a store that carries Fruit Stripe gum. After this things went down hill I presume. This makes me wonder what things will be like in 100 years when we are still around. I can see it now. Gum that chews YOU.
Jul
11
2010
Delta Spirit – History From Below (Making of the Album)
Behind the scenes at how the boys from San Diego turned out their latest release. Layed back in a an old barn churning out tunes that they have been playing live for months. Their talents and chemistry really play out and you can see what makes them one of the best bands around today, If you like roosters, harmonicas, rooms painted like the sky and did I mention roosters , you gotta watch this. If absolutely nothing else fast forward to 6:30 and watch the ending, it will make you smile. I promise. Pinky promise.